Combine all ingredients in a large bowl until smooth and creamy.
Wrap the mixture tightly in plastic wrap, form into a ball, and chill for at least 2 hours.
Unwrap and smooth into a round shape. Press pickle slice for iris and olive slice for pupil.
Drizzle hot sauce to create bloody veins and insert pretzel sticks as optic nerves.
Keep chilled until serving with crackers or pretzels.
