Preheat oven to 180°C / 350°F
Soak dates in warm milk for 20 min until soft, then blend
Add all remaining ingredients to the date mixture and mix
Pour batter into a loaf pan and top with walnuts + chocolate chips
Bake for 30–35 minutes or until a raccoon shows up asking for scraps
Let cool slightly before slicing and aggressively judging
