Heat up your waffle iron.
Open and add a handful of caramel candies.
Top with too much waffle batter, and WAY too much liquid smoke.
Shut the lid and step away (and maybe open a window or two).
Once the waffle is done cooking, open and carefully peel off the waffle.
You’ll leave plenty of caramel and burnt stuff behind (mmm…burnt stuff).
Wrap it around a stick of butter as best you can and poke with toothpicks until it stays together.
Eat like a hot dog that squirts melted butter while sitting in your living room in whitie tighties.
Instead of using a napkin, let the dog lick up your mess.
Leave the waffle iron for Marge to clean up.
