Wash and chop all of the salad ingredients with a sharp knife as small as you would like (I recommend confetti-sized). Place in a large bowl.
Add all of the liquid salad dressing ingredients to a blender (olive oil, lemon juice, rice vinegar). Add the rest of the dressing ingredients to the same blender.
Blend until your dressing is a thick, pourable consistency.
Pour the dressing over salad ingredients.
Mix well and enjoy!
