½ ripe avocado
2 slices crispy cooked bacon, crumbled
½ cup full-fat Greek yogurt
¼ cup heavy cream
½ scoop unflavored whey isolate
1 tbsp olive oil or bacon fat (strained)
1 tsp smoked paprika
1 tsp lemon juice
Pinch of black pepper and sea salt
½ cup ice
¼ cup cold water (adjust to thin)
Blend until creamy and smooth. Smoky, savory, and rich.