In a small bowl, whisk together soy sauce, sugar, cooking wine, oyster sauce, hoisin sauce, garlic, ginger, green onions, and sesame oil; set aside.
Prepare lo mein noodles by placing them in large pot of boiling water. Cook according to package directions. When noodles are done, drain and rinse them.
Heat 2 tablespoons of oil in a wok or large skillet over medium-high heat. Add onion and celery, and cook, stirring often, until tender, about 3-4 minutes, the onions will begin to become translucent.
Stir in cabbage until heated through, about 1 minute. Add noodles, and ½ cup of sauce, toss until well combined and the noodles are heated for about 2 minutes.
Serve immediately.
