Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Blend cottage cheese until smooth (optional but recommended).
Mix cottage cheese, Parmesan, and seasonings in a bowl until combined.
Spread mixture very thin (about ⅛ inch thick) onto prepared baking sheet.
Bake 25–35 minutes until deep golden and fully set.
Let cool completely to allow crackers to crisp.
Break into pieces and serve.
