Take all of your random bottles of liquor out of the cabinet.
Dump some of each bottle, including tequila, some kind of Schnapps, and creme de menthe into a blender.
Add a healthy glug of grape cough syrup and blend together.
Serve in a beer mug and light on fire.
Note: It really won’t want to light on fire. Since companies don’t make high-proof cough syrup anymore, the drink’s alcohol content will just barely be enough to let off a tiny, tiny blue flame.
If you want a slightly bigger flame, pour a small amount of high-proof alcohol (like 151 rum) over the back of a spoon and onto the top of your finished drink. Ignite.
Note: The flame is still going to be weak.
