Combine softened cream cheese, mozzarella, cheddar, bacon, and seasonings until smooth.
Spread filling between two similar Doritos to form a sandwich.
Dust with flour, dip in eggs, and coat with crushed Doritos.
Heat oil to 350°F and fry 30–45 seconds per side until golden.
Place on paper towels and top with extra bacon bits.
Enjoy hot with ranch or queso dip.
