In a large bowl, whisk together 5 tablespoons vinegar, ¼ cup olive oil, 3 tablespoons toasted sesame oil, 3 tablespoons miso, and 1 tablespoon honey.
Add 10–12 cups shredded cabbage, 6 sliced scallions, 2 minced jalapeños, ¾ cup chopped parsley, ¾ cup chopped cilantro and 2 tablespoons sesame seeds; toss to thoroughly combine.
Season to taste with salt and cracked pepper.
