Fill a large pot with lightly salted water and bring to a rapid boil. Cook egg noodles at a boil until tender yet firm to the bite, 7 to 9 minutes. Drain and keep warm.
While the noodles are cooking, heat oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add turkey and onion; cook and stir until turkey is browned and crumbly, 5 to 7 minutes. Stir in crumbled bouillon.
Whisk condensed soup and water together in a small bowl; pour into the skillet and cook, stirring occasionally, until heated through, about 5 minutes. Season with paprika and salt. Serve over warm egg noodles.
