Preheat the oven to 350°F.
Add the cooked lentils, avocado oil, salt, cumin, and paprika to a bowl and mix well.
Spread the lentils over a parchment-lined baking sheet and bake for 15 to 20 minutes, or until crispy. Spin the baking sheet halfway through. Remove from oven and let cool.
Add both types of kale to a bowl, season with salt, and drizzle with 1½ tbsp of extra virgin olive oil. Use your hands to massage the kale so that it breaks down and the volume looks like it's almost half.
Add the remaining salad ingredients and the crispy lentils to the same bowl.
Add all of the dressing ingredients to a blender and blend until smooth. Dress and toss the salad just before serving.
