Combine 3 Alka Seltzer tablets (aspirin-free, flavor-free) with 6 teaspoons (60g) of distilled vinegar. Let this react until fizzing stops.
Grate 6 oz / 170 g of medium-hard cheese, like cheddar.
Pour Alka Seltzer mix into pot and stir in cheese over medium heat until soft and melted.
Adjust to desired consistency with water, about 3 oz / 85 g.
Stir in your favorite chili peppers and enjoy!
